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Inside the Home Office of a Pet Dancer
looking for love
Created on 2008-05-30 22:36:42 (#15739151), last updated 2009-06-16
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| Name: | barnofficedancr |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 08-15 |
| Location: | Reno, Nevada, United States |
| Website: | http://www.barnofficedancr.com |
I love animals. I run my own business from my home office, called Foster's Barn Home and Spalon. I used the word "Foster's" because some of the animals I take in are stray orphans, but many of my friends are paying customers. I can spend hours in Pet Co picking out the perfect gerbil. I enjoy practicing surgery on animals while they are sleeping but just using a popsicle stick instead of a scalpel and I dream of becoming a veterinary surgeon in my home office one day. I have considered legally changing my last name to Foster to make my business sound more legitimate, but we'll see. I can't afford filing legal documents at this time. I wanted a Match.com account and was close to finishing my profile, when I realized that there is a FEE involved for love. You can't BUY me love. I came here to Live Journal instead to seek refuge from a broken heart. Fellow animal lovers and Ph.D's (I don't have one, but want to date a doctor), please welcome your new friend. Also, check out my home business if your animals have any needs. We offer (I mean, I offer) a variety of services including massage therapy, dance lessons, grooming, boarding, and maybe acupuncture in the near future. I watch a lot of ESPN sports news, and my favorite show is PTI. That's all about me, thanks for your time.
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agoraphobia, animal massage therapy, batman, coheed and cambria, comics, counting money, dance-training animals, dehydrated bacon strips, espn, exotic foods, extreme makeover: home edition, final fantasy soundtracks, fox news, george lopez, granola, hard boiled eggs, hostess cupcakes, literary criticism, lol cats, milla jovovich, monster trucks, myth busters, not hillary clinton, pardon the interruption, pop tarts, project runway, reading the classifieds, republicans, science fairs, starbucks, stockholm syndrome, sunflower seeds, tap and jazz, taxidermy, the beatles, the cowboys, the dog whisperer, the mavs, the o.c., the spurs, toaster strudels, video games, webkins
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